David Swistock

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart offer ISIS a glimpse of their paperwork-filled future on last night’s Daily Show.

Harry Styles: A Summary
Everyone: HARRY NO
Harry: HARRY YES
tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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